Reasons Why Some Men Choose Dogs Over Wives

Reason #1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

#2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

#3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

#4. A dog's parents never visit.

#5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to be understood.

#6. You never have to stand around and wait for a dog. The dog's always ready to go.

#7. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "if I died, would you get another dog?"

#8. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

#9. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

#10. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.