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As Read on Car Talk

Man, do we get some wacko mail!

Collected right here is all the fine correspondence that Tommy has read on the air on Car Talk. If you heard it on the show, you'll find it here.

2001
	December 22 (ENCORE)	Sayings from Stressed Females Our Favorite Similies and Metaphors
	December 15	Christmas Carols for Special Folk
	December 8	Observations on Life
	December 1	Polka Crimes
	November 24	Zen Haiku for Computer Users Automotive Haiku for Car Talk Listeners
	November 17	Friendship Is... White House Letter (Puzzler)
	November 10	Doug Berman...Boss of the Year??
	November 3	Million Donna March
	October 27	Emergency Doughnut Run?
	October 20	Advice from Kids
	October 13	The Painful Puns Persist...
	October 6	To Women Everywhere from a Man Who's Had Enough
	September 28	Quotes in Honor of Women
	September 22	Mottos to Live By Silence That Surgeon...
	September 8	Bad Puns Puzzler Water Rescue What Women Mean
	September 1	A Real Man's Chain Letter Useful English Conversion Units
	August 25	Epitaphs 1977 MG Midget Bad Puns
	August 18	Responses from the Original Hollywood Squares TV Show Musings on Marriage, Wives, and Divorce
	August 11	Gender English Job Interview Foibles 6th Grade Exam Answers
	August 4	Animal Quiz
	July 28	Warning Labels Talk about Boat Payments Phrases to Live By
	July 21	Sentences Found in Patients' Medical Charts "Hey, Watch This" -- A True Story	Some Very Punny Stories...
	July 14	Signs Found at Businesses Famous Last Words
	July 7	Signs Found in Kitchens A Modest Automobile
	June 23	God Knows What Kids Are Thinking...
	June 16	Thoughts to Ponder...or Ponderous Thoughts?
	June 9	Haikus for Jews
	June 2	You Know You're Trailer Trash When...
	May 19	Why Athletes Should Not Be Role Models...
	May 12	A Little Knowledge Can Be a Dangerous Thing...
	May 5	How to Solve City Parking Faulty Ignition Saves Man from Car Bomb
	April 28	Winners of Worst Opening Lines in Literature
	April 21	Male Italian Drivers Bury a Magliozzi Theory
	April 14	Funny Court Statements
	April 7	Things I've Learned from My Children
	March 31	Mental Health Hotline Former Marijuana Smuggler Back in Time
	March 17	Life in the Bike Lane Two High-Risk Activities Ski Now, Talk Later No Hands on the Wheel
	March 3	Working Too Hard?
	February 24	Our Favorite Similies and Metaphors
	February 17	In Defense of Vacuum Cleaners
	February 17	Best and Worst Comments Taken from the MIT Course Evaluation Guide
	February 10	You Might Be a Redneck If...
	January 27	No Snap-on Gifts at Valentine's Day
	January 6	Worst Analogies in High School Essays

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