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1999
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December 25 |
More Allegedly True
Statements
January 2 Holiday Diet
Congress Passes "Americans
With No Abilities" Act
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December 18 |
Gifts for Men
Corporate Mergers
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December 11 |
Ride Now, Talk Later
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December 4 |
Puzzler Submission
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November 27 |
"Dealerships without a
Clue" Dept.
New Dictionary
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November 13 |
Hemorrhoids on the Increase
International Cell Phone
Perspective
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November 6 |
The Decline of Western
Civilization Is Due to...Automatic Transmissions?!
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October 30 |
Work Etiquette
Three Halves
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October 23 |
Cell Phone Justice
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October 16 |
Coby's Sculptures
Conflicting Car-O-Scopes |
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October 9 |
I Want THIS Job... |
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October 2 |
The Wisdom of
Supermodels
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September 18 |
Love and Rust Spots
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July 17 |
Is Car Talk Y2K
Compliant?
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July 3 |
When Your Wife Looks Like a
Truck...
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June 12 |
New Butt Measurement
Methodology: Octaves
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May 8 |
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO
MARRY?
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April 17 |
An Objet D'Art
Ode to a Dart
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March 20 |
Discover Third Cindy
Crawford Facial Expression
Tandem Story
Vincent Van Gogh's
relatives
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Feburary 26 |
George Carlin
Funnies
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Feburary 19 |
Regarding Misdirected
E-mail
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January 29 |
World Driving Records of
Which We Hadn't Heard
Chuck...Is That Your
Pager?
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January 15 |
Why did the German motorist
drive into the river?
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1998
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December 25 |
B-52 Warranty
Road Kill Cafe Menu
Martha Stewart's Holiday Calendar
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December 18 |
More Allegedly True Statements
Congress Passes "Americans With No
Abilities" Act
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December 11 |
Puzzlers -- Answering the Economic Crisis
Just Her Size by Dave Barry available on the Herald
Web site. |
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December 5 |
Larry Walters Goes For A Flight |
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November 21 |
Exercise Diary |
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November 14 |
Good Grief: It's The Pilot |
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November 7 |
Explaining How Aircraft Are Able to
Fly |
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October 30 |
Dog Quotes |
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October 30 |
THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE
MOVIES |
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October 23 |
US Government Property Auction |
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October 3 |
GOD'S TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT
QUESTIONNAIRE |
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September 25 |
Teaching Math |
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September 19 |
Public Distrust of Mechanics and Hair
Stylists |
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September 4 |
The Puzzler Speaks! |
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August 21 |
The NPR Cafe |
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August 15 |
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN
IN TESTOSTERONE |
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August 8 |
Steven Wright's Expressions |
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July 24 |
The Football Exam |
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July 17 |
The School of What? |
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July 10 |
1950's Home Ec--The Good Ole' Days |
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July 3 |
Travel Advisory: The French. |
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June 26 |
Honk! If You Believe This. |
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June 19 |
News Release--From API, UPI, CPI,
Reuters and all the ships at sea |
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June 13 |
For Shame, For Shame! |
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June 13 |
Letter From the President (MIT, that
is) |
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June 5 |
Ready, Set, Pave! |
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May 29 |
Out of the Woodwork: The Sylvia
Poggioli Defenders |
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May 1 |
Car Talk -- The Existentialist
Approach |
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April 24 |
Phone Numbers We Won't Be Dialing
Anytime Soon |
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April 17 |
Microsoft Patents Ones and Zeros |
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April 10 |
The Bogus Bill |
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March 13 |
Bruce's theme song: Styx's "Too Much
Time on My Hands" |
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February 27 |
More Deep Thoughts |
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February 13 |
Top 10 Changes at NASA to Accommodate
76-Year-Old John Glenn's
Return to Space |
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February 6 |
Destructo Machine |
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January 30 |
Like the Sign Says... |
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January 2 |
Holiday Diet (circa 1997) |
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1997
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December 20 |
Car Talk Employee Evaluation |
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December 20 |
Regarding Great Pick-Up Lines |
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December 13 |
From The Martha Stewart Calendar |
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December 6 |
Dodge Dart: Unobtrusive International
Automobile |
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November 29 |
Roadkill Grill Restaurant |
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November 29 |
McDonnell Douglas Warranty Card |
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November 21 |
15 Famous Sports Quotes |
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November 14 |
An Interesting Article: Are Mechanics
Becoming More Honest?! |
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November 14 |
Our New Diet Unveiled |
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November 7 |
Car Talk - The Video Game? |
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October 31 |
Daylight Time Conspiracy |
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October 24 |
The Andy Scale |
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October 17 |
Words To Live By |
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October 10 |
Actual Signs |
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October 4 |
Magliozzi's Ignoramus Principle |
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September 26 |
The World's 19 Shortest Books |
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September 19 |
The School of What? |
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September 13 |
University Entrance Exam - Football
Player Version |
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August 22 |
Don't Let Bostonians Plan Your Road
Trip |
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August 22 |
Car Talk: The Next Generation |
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July 26 |
13-year-old Kid Addresses Social
Inequity |
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July 11 |
Steven Wright's Expressions |
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July 4 |
MIT: To Dream The Impossible Dream |
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June 27 |
Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted for
Attempted Murder |
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June 20 |
Donuts and Brains: Never The Twain
Shall Meet |
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June 6 |
It's That Time of Year: The
Grade-Change Form |
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May 24 |
Enemy Anti-Aircraft Activity in
Northern England |
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May 16 |
Secession of the Lone Star State |
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May 9 |
Fun Things To Do In An Elevator |
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May 9 |
Excuses We Wished We'd Used |
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May 2 |
The Driver Warning List |
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April 25 |
Men, Self-Deprecate Thyself! |
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April 5 |
Of Topher, Anal Retentiveness and
Channeling |
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April 5 |
We Hear from Lea's 'Rents |
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March 28 |
Car Talk Just Might Be Good for Your
Health |
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March 28 |
Creative Psychiatry 101: How to Bill
Your Patient(s) |
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March 28 |
What "The Best of Car Talk" is Really
Worth |
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March 22 |
Battle of the Genders: English 44A,
Creative Writing |
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March 22 |
Cindy Crawford's New Expression
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March 8 |
Do a Good Deed: Help Feed the
Pilots! |
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March 8 |
Yuri Geller, Watch Out! How Tom
Answers Questions
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March 1 |
Jokes - Some Things To Think About |
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February 21 |
The Seefood (Holiday) Diet |
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February 21 |
Taking Things Apart, Or, How to Make
Two from One
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February 14 |
The Difference Between Moron and
Idiot |
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January 31 |
Where Our Answers *Really* Come
From! |
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January 24 |
Mean-Spirited Letter Writers:
Beware |
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1996
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December 20 |
British "Cuisine" |
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November 29 |
Saturn Manual |
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November 15 |
British Officer Reports |
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November 8 |
Days of the Week, Revised |
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October 25 |
Aphorisms (The COMPLETE List) |
